Great Prescription

This is an abbreviated transcript of a hilarious faux commerical someone sent me by email. It's much funnier if you can hear it but I can't load the actual mp3 file on this blog so the transcript will have to do. Imagine that you are hearing a commerical for a new pharmaceutical on the radio when you read this.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You'll notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately and with a regimine of regular doses, you can overcome the obstacles preventing you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be things of the past and you'll discover talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living with Tequila!

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing karaoke and play all night rounds of strip poker, Truth or Dare, and Naked Twister.

So, what are you waiting for? Stop hiding and start living with Tequila!

Oh, Good Evening!